* * Ginnifer, you are adorable - but this dress wouldn't even look good at an Olive Garden!
* * * Leona Lewis, I don't know who you are, nor do I want to.
* * Zoe Saldana, perhaps I'll name you Raggedy Ann, instead?
* * * Kristen, oh my sweet Kristen! Do you realize that this dress ages you like a hooker in Reno?
* * Fergie, you're the trashiest PROM date, ever!
